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Friday, 20 September 2013

Sarcastic Quotes

15:24    

I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense.

I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Note to self: Work on my responses when people ask dumb questions...

You were looking good from afar.. now youre far from looking good.

Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...

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Sarcastic Quotes

15:23    

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

I hate being in jail...I mean, school...

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments.

You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.

When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

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Sarcastic Quotes

15:22    

You don't like when I get jealous, so you must wanting me to stopping caring about us?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid.

Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.

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15:21    

That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking...

You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Oh you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet cool.

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Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Missin You Quotes

16:39    

I wonder want you think about me now. Do I ever across your mind? Will I ever see you again. Do you wanna see me? It hurts so bad I can barely breath. All I want is one last good bye and kiss my love.

We can not be together, but we will never be apart. For no matter what life brings us, you will alway be in my heart.

I sit here, missing you. wishing I was the girl next to you. thinking about everything we ever talked about. All the promises we made. And how now none of those things mean a thing. I love you and will always love you but I mean nothing now. She is yours, the girl who cry's on your shoulder, the girl you tell everything to, the girl you love.

Time can erase the love we shared but it gives me time to realize just how much you care. I miss you.

Thinking of you every; second, minute, hour, day, is medication to my illness of missing you

Missing you isn't what hurts, it's knowing that I once had you that breaks my heart.

Sometimes the part of leaving you I hate the most is remembering how happy we used to be.

The memories from when we were together keep me up at night.

Maybe I don't cry, but it hurts. Maybe I won't say, but I feel. Maybe I don't show, but I care. I miss you but I don't show. Dear heart, please be strong...

When you're gone, the pieces of my heart are missing you. When you're gone, the face I came to know is missing too. When you're gone, the words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it okay. I miss you
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