I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
I hate being in jail...I mean, school...
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
You might as well just move onto a boat because you're always fishing for compliments.
You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
