That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking...
You posted a status on your friend's Facebook when he wasn't looking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
Oh you wear sunglasses inside? It must be sunny on planet cool.
