Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
Clearly, I am no match for your level of ignorance.
'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...
Oh, I'm sorry! I thought slut was your costume...
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
B-e-f-o-r-e . Not B4 , we speak English not bingo.
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
Saying 'Wow, You're cool.' when you see someone doing something stupid.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
