This year, I'm going to buy all of my gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder�it would be an apocalypse!
He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
A real boyfriend can tell when his girl's happy, mad, sad, being sarcastic, on her period & even lying, because that's his girl.
