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Friday, 27 September 2013

Wise Quotes

10:56    

Take BENEFITS of 5 before 5 LOSS. Your YOUTH before your OLD AGE. Your HEALTH before your SICKNESS. Your WEALTH before your POVERTY. Your LEISURE before you are PRE OCCUPIED. Your LIFE before your DEATH. Take Care

BEST LINES: Dont read success stories, You will get only message.Read failure stories You will get some ideas to get success.

Great Thought:When we cant laugh again on the same joke,then why do we cry again and again for the one and the same pain.

Best line till today: Your aim is yours So dont change it for others but Your character is not yours so change it for others.

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry. Show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. Keep smiling always and make u and other happy.

If u wait for happy moments, u will wait forever. But if you start believing that you are happy, u will be happy forever. Thats life.

Life is so confusing.. What we want we dont get.. What we get we r not satisfied.. What we expect never happens and What we hate generally repeats. Thats life.

The person who loves you a lot will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you Silently CARING & Openly HURTING to make you PERFECT.

The best relation works out when: U fight like a married couple, U talk like best frnds. U flirt like first lovers & protect each other like tom & jerry.

There are two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. The best medicine for humans is ....CARE and LOVE.... Someone asked, if it doesn’t work? He smiled n answered INCREASE THE DOSE.

If you are Peaceful and Happy Know that you are very close to your Self. If you are Sad and Stressed Know that you are close to your Ego.

There is always a hope and an end. It depends on us how we deal with them. We can look at it as a hopeless end. or an Endless Hope.

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Wise Quotes

10:40    

Mistake increase your experience and experience decrease your mistakes You learn from mistakes While the other learn from your sucsess.

Life never turns the way we want. But
we live it in the best way we can. There’s no perfect life, But we can Fill it with perfect moments

If there is some work which you think you are not able to finish,imagine every day for few minutes that you have successfully finished the work..

The person who loves you a lot will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you Silently CARING & Openly HURTING to make you PERFECT.

The best relation works out when: U fight like a married couple, U talk like best frnds. U flirt like first lovers & protect each other like tom & jerry.

Try to make at least two persons happy in a day But Make sure that one of them is YOURSELF

changing the face” can change nothing .. but “facing the change” can change everything..!!!!

A hopeless person feels difficulty in every chance” & “A hopeful person feels a chance in every difficulty”

Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems, So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called “LIFE”

The weakest part of a relation comes when one of the person has to give explanation to prove the trust”..!

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Wise Quotes

10:32    

NOT all fingers are of same LENGTH, but when they are BENT, all stand in EQUAL length. LIFE becomes easy when we BEND & ADJUST to certain situations.

If a person is Silent it does’t mean He is unknown of Fun,Enjoymnt&Thrills. But It means Life has taught Him some Lessons which has made Him Silent..!

Never give a chance to anyone to snatch your smile, Remember! The world is for you, you are not for the world.”:-)

The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence AndThe Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

A FaCT : When you are up in life, Your friends get to know who you are ButWhen you are down in life, You get to know who your friends are…

The Audience see a Joker As A Joker, But the Joker Sees Himslf As a Performer. No Matter What Others Think abt U, Its ur Life, Just Go On With Confidence.

The sign of maturity is not when we start speaking big things.. But, actually it is, When U start understanding Small things…

Every test in our life makes us bitter or better, Every problem comes to make us or break us, Choice is our whether we become victim or victor..!!

The people who accept criticism are the ones wo are genuinely interested in self improvement.

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Thursday, 26 September 2013

Love Quotes

12:20    

Loving someone who doesnt love you back is hell. Don't ever let anyone convince you that you can be happy with someone who doesn't love you. And don't ever love anyone more than he loves you...

Don't say you love me, show me that you do, don't ask me to trust you, prove to me that you can be trusted and don't make me feel unappreciated because I will find someone who will appreciate me more than you did.

You left me a broken heart and happy memories too But I never wanted memories I only wanted you.

If no one else loves you at least love yourself because sometimes you're all you've got or it may feel that way.

The worst feeling is not being alone, it's being forgotten by someone you could not forget.

The best gift in life is knowing that we have someone who loves us unconditionally, who can make us laugh, who is there to listen and who warms our hear

The worst feeling in the world is when you can't love anyone else because your heart still belongs to the one who broke it.

A strong relationship starts with two brave people who are ready to sacrifice anything for one another.

Every second spent with you seems like an eternity full of smiles, happiness and love. I can't even imagine how heavenly and blissful it would be to spend my whole life with you

Being selfish is part of human nature but don't allow it to push those you love away. Remember sharing is caring, everything is a cycle and its best when its mutual.

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Love Quotes

12:19    

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love

Sometimes in life you just have to let things go, forgive, love and move on! Life is to short and you never know when your time is up.

The heart that knows how to bow down and say SORRY is the heart that loves the most

Maybe, sometimes, it's easier to be mad at the people you trust because you know they'll always love you, no matter what

Real love cant be built on fake feelings.

I still remember you, even though I've moved on, I can't forget you. I never will, but remember this, I love you today, tomorrow and forever.

If you truly love someone, you will do whatever it takes for both of you to last forever. You will learn to be more patient, caring, understanding, trustworthy, faithful, forgiving and tolerant. You'll learn to be less argumentative, doubtful and judgmental. Just trust your heart with your mind.

I am inspired by your presence in my life. It gives me the strength to think and to do the impossible. It's all because I love you and loving doesn't require simplicity because you're not simple, you're special.

Sometimes we play with love, but when the time comes and you finally realize that you want to get serious, love plays with you.

Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons. Relationships must be chosen wisely. It's better to be alone than to be in bad company. There's no need to rush. If something is meant to be, it will happen in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason. Fall in love when you're ready, not when you're lonely.

A deep friendship is like a rainbow. When the right amount of tears and laughter are mixed together,then a colorful bridge that joins hearts is formed.

The person who has truly loved you is the only one who has the strength to accept your mistakes and forgive you.

The person who has truly loved you is the only one who has the strength to accept your mistakes and forgive you.

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Love Quotes

12:12    

The greatest gifts you can give someone are your time, your attention, your love, and your concern.

Too many times I hesitate to say what's in my heart, because I have so much to say and I don't know where to start. And even on a day like this the best that I can do,

I once was blind but now I see that you were never there for me. What once was joy is now my pain, things will never be the same, goodbye to the one that I adore, I still love you but I love me more.

If you don't like something about yourself FIX IT, but if you can't fix it ACCEPT IT and learn to LOVE IT because you can't be anyone else.

I dont regret meeting you, I regret letting you into my heart only to have you break it.

We can't control who we meet or who we fall in love with, or whether we will have our hearts broken all we can do is hope that person loves us enough not to hurt us.

You trusted someone with your heart, they broke it and gave it back to you in pieces, don't let being hurt keep you broken, pick yourself up, put yourself back together and move on.

Any woman can give birth a child but it takes a real woman to love, cherish and raise that child.

True Love is never forced, it just comes naturally, it's very hard to forget the one you sencerely love and cherish to be with. For a better relationship to happen, all partners must understand each other quite well and be ready to sacrifice for anything just to protect their relationship. No sweet love is picked, it do come from hard work and commitment, so guard your love genuinely.

There's a big difference between someone playing you and someone losing interest in you after they've gotten to know you.

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Love Quotes

12:10    

If you want a relationship that will last forever, have one with God, he will always love you and he never leave you.

If I only had one minute to live, I would spend all sixty seconds telling you how much I love you.

Some people can be so close to you even if physically far, they walk with you and stay near in every moment of your life.

Everyone will get hurt by someone. Getting hurt is apart of life. Expect to get hurt, but don't change into someone you're not because of it.

When someone loves you they fight for you because the thought of losing you breaks their heart.

I dont hate you, I never could, I hate how you made me fall for you, when you knew you had no intentions of catching me.

Throughout the lies, those long arguments, the pain you caused me. Deep inside I know I still love you, and no matter how much I try to hate you. I can't. It makes me love you more... and it hurts.

To truly love someone, we first have to explore what love is, and that means starting with the person you spend the most time with yourself!

Love is a burning desire, that makes your heart light on fire. Love is being with you, someone saying I love you too. Love is your tender kiss, something I never want to miss. Love is you and me, and that is all I need.

I'm holding on to the things we did, and all that we were together, but slowly day by day you slip away, till there's nothing more to hold onto and the thoughts of you come less and less, and finally all you are is a bittersweet memory if what could have been...

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Love Quotes

12:09    

I may be a little jealous, I may also be a bit selfish but thats because I found something so precious and so amazing and I dont want anyone else to have YOU but

The difference between me and you is, I never gave up on you, the way you gave up on me. I was always here and I always will be.

A strong person is not meant to be insensitive. He might be compassionate and loving. But, he relentlessly fights for the things he thinks just and right.

Love is so sweet when the one person you love accepts your love and loves you back. Yet love is so bitter when the one person you love abandons you and you face the world alone.

You know you truely love somebody when they hurt you so badly, but all you can think about is the times they made you smile

When someone truly loves you, at some point, you're gonna get hurt. But behind the lies they tell, the feelings they hide, they still love you and when you say you're hurting the most, make it a reverse, because it's not you in the most pain but the person who caused it.

Good people obtain pure joy not because they do great things but, because they do small acts of kindness with great love and with caring heart...

When it comes to love, there's no guarantee that you wont get hurt, you just have to ask yourself is it even worth taking the risk.

It's not okay to hurt someone just because you want them to know how it felt when they once hurt you. Just show them enough love and let them regret hurting you.

People cry not because love ends, but because it still continues, even if it's over.

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Love Quotes

12:02    

Never give up on love, no matter how hard it may seem. Somewhere out there, God has made the perfect one for you.

Make your dreams BIGGER, your life BIGGER, your love BIGGER. But make your hate smaller.

Trust before you love, know before you judge, commit before you promise, forgive before you forget and appreciate before you regret.

Love is never finding a hand that perfectly fits yours. It is finding the one who is willing to hold your hands no matter how unfit it may be...

As you grow up, you learn the difference between falling in love and holding hands. kissing doesn't always mean something, promises can be broken as quickly as they were made, and sometimes, goodbyes really are forever...

There is no greater feeling than being with someone who wants you as much as you want them, to love and to be loved in return, knowing that person is there for you and you are there for them and just the thought of losing each other brings you closer together.

When you love someone, they never get lost; wherever they go, they are still somewhere in your heart and as long as they know that, they will always know that when they find you, they find themselves once again.

A strong friendship doesn't always need daily conversation or togetherness, as long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends will never part.

A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

Every second spent with you seems like an eternity full of smiles, happiness and love. I can't even imagine how heavenly and blissful it would be to spend my whole life with you.

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Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Cheating Quotes

15:31    

If you cheat on someone that's willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself.

If you succeed in cheating someone, don't think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.

Cheaters want you to be loyal while they're being unfaithful. Makes sense.

Distance is not a reason for infidelity or cheating in a relationship; patience and self-control is among what makes us human.

Behind every untrusting gal is a boy who lied, cheated, and broke his promise to her.

Love doesnt hurt. Lying, cheating and screwing with peoples feelings and emotions hurts.

Once a cheater is always a cheater he/she will never change it is best to move on and never look back!

People talk. People lie. People cheat. People change their ways. People do stupid things. People walk out of your life. People hurt you. People make you. People break you. People heal you. People save you. Life happens, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about any of it.

3 rules in a relationship: Dont lie, dont cheat and dont make promises you cant keep.

Those who are constantly accusing their partners of cheating are often the ones who are doing the dirty deed themselves.

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Cheating Quotes

15:28    

Cheaters dont think cheating is wrong until they get cheated on.

Cheaters want you to be faithful while they're being unfaithful.

You can cheat others but you can't cheat yourself because you will get hurt when you do it.

Don't cheat, if the feelings aren't there, then you shouldn't be either.

Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition

When you have standards, people call it attitude. When you are simple, people try to cheat you. And when you need love, they find it fun to break your heart!

If they cheated in a previous relationship they are almost certain to have an encore with you.

Why waste your energy in an affair, especially if your relationship is worth saving? Why not risk being open before you cheat, when you still have nothing to hide?

Don't expect your girl to play her role, when you have other girls auditioning for her part.

Be careful home wreckers, go ahead and mess with someone else's man knowingly. One day your most treasured relationship will be ruined in the same way

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Cheating Quotes

15:25    

Everything was perfect, we were as happy as can be, then you remembered her and forgot about me.

I have learned that their are 3 major sins, To lie, to cheat, and to steal. If you are to lie, Lie to save a friend. If you are to cheat, Cheat Death. And if you are to steal, steal the Heart of someone you love.

Cheating someone is a choice not a mistake.

If you cheat on someone who is willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty.

Cheating on a girl is deeper than people realize. It destroys her outlook on love, her future relationships and peace within herself.

Some people cheat their way through life. They cheat on tests in school. Cheat on girlfriends/boyfriends then graduate to cheating on wives/husbands. They cheat on taxes and many times shortchange their own kids. Life becomes one big game, but once YOU realized the game is rigged and let go, they lose...game over.

You'll be the boy I cant resist and I'll be the tenth girl on your list

Well, if you're suspecting your lover is having an affair, it's definitely devastating. It's really a terrible, terrible feeling because you have no control.

He got what he wanted from you now he doesn't care that you exist, just stop wasting your time trying to talk to him.

You know you're not sorry if you cheated you're just sorry you got caught.

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Cheating Quotes

15:20    

You could be close to perfect, you could pass all their tests, but a cheaters a cheater, and they always pass up the best.

A mistake is an accident. Cheating and lying are not mistakes, they are intentional choices. Stop hiding behind the word mistake when you get caught!

Nothing is more irritating and hurtful than a person who makes promises and breaks them over and over again. It shows lack of consideration for the feelings and also means the person cannot be trusted or relied on. Do not make promises you feel you may not be able to keep, because besides being irritating, it also ruins character.

If a man stops giving you the same attention, it's because another woman already has his

A relationship consists of two people, not three. So why are you still here? Leave me be!

People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice.

Stop making excuses for him. You're a secret because the OTHER girl isn't. End of story.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

Boys are supposed to love & protect their girlfriends, not hurt & betray them.

If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you.

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Cheating Quotes

15:17    

Flirting is cheating without the sex.

I gave you a chapter of my life, I wish that I could rewrite. All the shit that was done in the dark, finally came to light. And to think that Im to blame for thinking you would change.

Cheating is the most selfish thing a person can do in a relationship! If your not happy with the person your with then end it. It's that simple!

All people have feelings, they are not there to be used. If you're not longer interested in someone, they have the right to be informed before you go and cheat or go looking elsewhere.

If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.

Cheating on someone is not a mistake, its a choice.

Fuck you,and your lies. Just forget you ever met me, forget our memories and forget everything I ever told you! You've hurt me way too much, I won't forgive you this time...

It's time for me to let you go, I held on for so long but for what? You cheated, lied, played games, broke promises, and most of all you destroyed me. You tried to come back when things were going bad between you two, but not this time. You know, you were my love, my life, my everything, I guess that wasn't enough. Now you realize what you once had, as well know you'll never get it back. I tried to be friends with you after everything we been through, but that wasn't enough either. I put myself through pain and misery just to have you apart of my life, in return I got nothing. You'll always have a place in my heart but just know you can't ever have all of it. You lost something good and I'll gain someone better. I was once here for you but now I'm done. Now its time for me to say goodbye and I wish the best for you and pray things get better in the future

Ladies, don't ever try to get a taken man to cheat. Cause if he does cheat on her for you, he'll cheat on you for another girl too.

She really liked you before. It was a bright future for you and her, you were the one that she adored. She found out what you did behind her back, and now you've started war you have sorrys in your arsenal? Well her broken heart has a thousand bullets more!!

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Cheating Quotes

15:14    

I might not of told you enough that I loved you but I didn't expect for you to cheat, I loved you and you knew that and I still do, I might of argued with you, pushed you away but I still loved, I still do, you walk away as I cry with my hand on my chest because my heart feels like it will tear.

When someone cheats on you, it hurts to the point where you can't hold yourself up. Knowing that they already have someone new, even though they aren't as good quality as you were. Knowing that you gave them the love, and care, it just makes no sense on why they did this to you. The world is a fucked up place, especially when you have people like this.

Are you happy? Are you satisfied that you hurt her? You turned a girl who was so head over heels for you, to a girl who cries her self to sleep every night just thinking about you. You turned an innocent girl who wanted to love someone and be happy, to a girl whos scared to love someone because shes afraid to get heart broken again. Shes broken. She doesnt know who to trust anymore. Are you happy? You changed her.

You will look back on this day and remember what a good person you lost. No one will ever give you what I gave. Enjoy the life you lost, best of luck, play my game when you don't want to cheat at.

You arent sorry. You're just sorry I found out.

You always said forever and never say never. You would take me by my hand and say you'd always be there. You'd leave your friends for me you'd do anything for me give me all you had, to just pretend you would think you could have been so much better, you lied I cried what a waste of my time.

Females blame HOES for messing up their relationship. That hoe did you a favor & opened your eyes. If he cheated on you, he DON'T love you.

Anyone can cheat, it takes a real man to be faithful.

The only things you give yourself when you cheat are fear and guilt.

Don't always think that your guy is cheating on you whenever you can't call them or if they can't be with you 24/7. Because I'm sure there is a reason behind all that. So girls let's stop being so pessimistic, let's just trust our guy and widen our understanding.

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Cheating Quotes

15:11    

If you leave someone for another person, don't be surprised if that person leaves you for someone else.

Before cheating think that you're changing many evenings and nights for maybe just two hours. That you're picking the kisses of someone that desires you, instead of the kisses of the person who loves you. That you're opting for someone that thinks you are just another one , instead of the person that may be the only one that cares about you. That you are choosing someone that thinks you are hot, instead of the person who think you're the most beautiful person in the world. That you are betraying someone that would die for you and worries about you everyday, for someone that barely knows you and probably will forget about you tomorrow.

Once a cheater, always a repeater.

Once a cheater always remain's a cheater, if you love your partner, why cheat? That dosent makes any sense, that can tell that you dont love that person and he/she aint good enough for you.

If he cheats on the test, he'll cheat on you. Because you're the A+ he doesn't deserve.

I'm broken. You're fine. You're hers. Not mine. Feelings fade. Hearts break. All because of one mistake...

If he loves you while he has another girlfriend, then he will love another girl when you are his girlfriend.

I'm scared to be in a relationship, again... There's just too many hoes & bros trying to ruin that shit for you.

There's no pass or fail in relationships, so there's no need for cheating.

If another girl steals your man, there's no better r evenge than letting her keep him. Real men can't be stolen.

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Cheating Quotes

15:09    

We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, we loved, you cheated, we're done, we're deleted. All this time it was just WE, but never US. I guess there was never no trust.

Cheating on heads down by looking at the people's shoes.

At one point you were everything I ever needed. Not anymore, because you cheated.

Think the one you're with is faithful? Try trading phones for a day.

Let me write down on a piece of paper, all the times you said I love you to me, and shove it down your throat so you can say it to the next girl who thinks she's your world.

If a man cheats on his woman with you, what makes you think he wont cheat on you with another...

I would never cheat in a relationship because that would require two people to find me attractive.

Don't cheat in a relationship. If you're not happy then just leave.

I can lie to myself and convince myself that there's an excuse for what you did, but that doesn't change the truth.

I tried to hold onto what we had, but you didn't even make an effort. You lied, you cheated, and left me to cry all alone like an idiot. And when I return looking more beautiful and confident than ever before, all I want you to realize is what you had and what you will never have again.

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Cheating Quotes

15:08    

A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another.

Ladies, If you have to go through his phone, email, and facebook just to know what hes really up to, then you dont need to be with him.

'It's complicated' is just code for, 'Im willing to cheat.'

A relationship does not stop a slut from being a slut.

She told me she cheated on me, and I couldn't quite put together which hurt worse. The knife she held in my heart being twisted and pushed, or the unexpected knife shoved into my back by my best friend.

Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

Push me away, if you dont feel like you can be faithful, pull me close, if I'm the one you cant leave without, hold me tight, I wanna stay in your arms, let me go, if all you have to offer is sorrow.

If a guy cheats on another girl for you, he's more than likely to cheat on you for somebody else. As they always say, Once a cheater...always a cheater!

Cheating and lying aren't struggles, they're reasons to break up.

Cheating gets old, and once your mature enough to stay faithful and want something real, that's the time you get played.

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Cheating Quotes

15:06    

Know that if your boyfriend cheats he will always cheat! A leopard never changes his spots, remember that...

If you want to screw around, it's your choice and you accept it when you're caught.

All cheaters make a thousand excuses to convince themselves that they did the right thing.

Guys are like bra's, they hookup behind your back.

When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.

Don't lie, don't cheat, and don't make promises you know you can't keep.

If your not over your EX then don't move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings!

Just because your your girlfriend period is on that doesn't give you an excuse to have sex with anyone else!

'I Love My Wife' bumper stickers are strictly for men who were caught cheating.

Don't stress and cry over someone who doesn't give to f-cks about you. If they cheated on you, they don't care about you; Simple.

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Friday, 20 September 2013

Sarcastic Quotes

15:31    

Tact is for people who aren't smart or witty enough to be sarcastic.

I always hear people say that only God can judge them, but I guess its because they have never been to court.

If you miss 100% of the shots you don't take and 100% of the shots you do take, then you are at least consistent.

Every single time someone compliments me the first thing that comes into my mind is that they're being sarcastic

Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if you're being honest.

If you plugged your nose and your mouth while you sneezed, would it come out of your ears or would your head explode?

Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.

What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?

You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

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Sarcastic Quotes

15:31    

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

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Sarcastic Quotes

15:30    

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.

It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

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Sarcastic Quotes

15:29    

If I'm being sarcastic, please don't take offense. It's just my way of not punching you in the face.

My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Dont be humble. Youre not that great.

Nothing fuels the fire of a heated argument more than a bad attitude and some sarcastic remarks.

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Sarcastic Quotes

15:29    

This year, I'm going to buy all of my gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.

I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder�it would be an apocalypse!

He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

A real boyfriend can tell when his girl's happy, mad, sad, being sarcastic, on her period & even lying, because that's his girl.

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Sarcastic Quotes

15:28    

I'm furious and cynical, nasty and sarcastic because I'm frightened, of being betrayed and crushed, disappointed and broken.

Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this year

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?

He was happily married but his wife wasnt.

Tact is for people who aren't smart or witty enough to be sarcastic.

I always hear people say that only God can judge them, but I guess its because they have never been to court.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

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15:27    

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Tact is for people who aren't smart or witty enough to be sarcastic.

Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.

A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
I love you and it's getting worse.

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15:26    

The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.

Time to start being all smart and stuff again...such a hassle, I'd rather be silly and sarcastic ALL the time

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

Love is like a roller coaster, when it's all over you throw up!

We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.

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15:25    

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

I can see that you're upset...Maybe you should post about it all over Facebook. That should eliminate any drama.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single.

Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously f*ck you up.

I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.

Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of sexy.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

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