If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here.
Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.
Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
