A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man
tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
You should never underestimate the power of a woman.
She has the ability to make herself look stupid.
She has the ability to make herself look stupid.
A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not
only call you one, but act like one with you.
only call you one, but act like one with you.
Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many
new ones, Try a different one each day.
new ones, Try a different one each day.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the
battery from the clock and enjoy life.
battery from the clock and enjoy life.
Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor
be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend
to another with some loss of money.
be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend
to another with some loss of money.
Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u
please allow me to complete the whole sentence before
you start guessing & suggesting.
please allow me to complete the whole sentence before
you start guessing & suggesting.
I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are
the treasure I am looking for
the treasure I am looking for
60yr Old man: My 22 year old wife is pregnant.
What do you think, doctor?
Doc: Let me tell you a story.. A hunter in a hurry,
grabs an umbrella instead of a gun.
He goes into the jungle, sees a lion,
lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle
& BANG.. the lion drops dead!
Old man: That’s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.
Doc: EXACTLY:))
What do you think, doctor?
Doc: Let me tell you a story.. A hunter in a hurry,
grabs an umbrella instead of a gun.
He goes into the jungle, sees a lion,
lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle
& BANG.. the lion drops dead!
Old man: That’s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.
Doc: EXACTLY:))
Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?
Student: Women can sleep with whoever they want ,
men have to sleep with whoever lets them!:))
Student: Women can sleep with whoever they want ,
men have to sleep with whoever lets them!:))
