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Saturday 10 May 2014

Cute Life Quotes



The Five W's of Life:
WHO you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone.
WHAT lies ahead will always be a mystery. Do not be afraid to explore.
WHEN life pushes you over, you push back harder.
WHERE there are choices to make, make the one you won't regret.
WHY things happen will never be certain. Take it in stride and move forward

Ladies; when a guy can handle your flaws, love you on your moody days, and say you're beautiful in your sweatpants and PJs, he's worth loving.

One day, it'll be too late to want to appreciate a good person you once had but took it for granted...

Your true character is most accurately measured by how you treat those who can do nothing for you!

People forget who they are because they are too busy trying to prove to the rest of the world that they are something else.

They say you never know what you had until it's gone. Truth is you knew exactly what you had, you just thought you would never lose it, or took it for granted while you had it.

If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth because chances are she's asking you because she already knows the answer...

Being hated by thousands of people doesn't even count when you're loved by the person you want.

If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls .. and even if he picks the most beautiful girl, he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE... and Women says... men don't have FEELINGS..

Never change yourself for anyone just to please them. If they dont like who you are, maybe you need to change those people around you.

Some guys focus more on how to get a girl but once they have her, they lose focus on how to keep her.

Bullshit Quotes



People's bullshit and fakeness is the main reason why I got a small circle and I don't hang with different crews.

Uncertain of your promises, doubting your truths and lies. I look at you and all I see, is bullshit in your eyes.

Some people call me a trouble-maker. Wrong, I am a bitch who speaks the truth and won't put up with your shit.

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

You can always tell when someone is jealous of you, if they only speak when they have something negative to say.

People who talk shit to you, usually talk shit about you.

Some people lie so much they begin to believe there own bullshit!

He said I love you. I sneezed and said Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

If only he knew about the world without the bullshit and the lies, we could've saved him. They could've saved me.

Sick and tired of hearing all the same excuses. Words mean nothing now I ain't got time for all this bullshit.

Bullshit Quotes



The most exercise you get is running your mouth, jumping to conclusions, and pushing your luck.

True love is when you 1st look into the person's eye and realize they are the one you will stay with forever--Reality is when you know what bullshit that is.

I used to think you took my breath away, then I realized I was suffocated by your BULLSHIT!

If you ran as much as you run your mouth, you would be in great shape.

The fact that you can still smile after all the bullshit that you've been through shows how strong you are.

Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes out of their mouths is shit.

The road of gossip is the longest route you can travel when trying to get to the bottom of bullshit.

The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.

If you can't impress people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit.

I may love to shop, but I'm not buying your bullshit.

Friday 9 May 2014

funny quotes


A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man
tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

You should never underestimate the power of a woman.
She has the ability to make herself look stupid.

A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not
only call you one, but act like one with you.

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many
new ones, Try a different one each day.

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the
battery from the clock and enjoy life.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor
be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend
to another with some loss of money.

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u
please allow me to complete the whole sentence before
you start guessing & suggesting.

I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are
the treasure I am looking for

60yr Old man: My 22 year old wife is pregnant.
What do you think, doctor?

Doc: Let me tell you a story.. A hunter in a hurry,
grabs an umbrella instead of a gun.
He goes into the jungle, sees a lion,
lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle
& BANG.. the lion drops dead!

Old man: That’s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.

Doc: EXACTLY:))

Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?
Student: Women can sleep with whoever they want ,
men have to sleep with whoever lets them!:))

funny quotes


Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're aughing without any reason, you need medicine.

After Drinking, Men talk Unnecessarily, become emotional,
Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothing.
Hats off to Women..
They can do all these WITHOUT DRINKING! :-*

Only Two Things Can Change a Woman’s Mood:

1. I Love You!

2. Less 50% Discount..:)

Dying husband asks his wife: “Our 7th child always looked different
frm the other 6, did he have a different father?”

wife: (crying) ....yes…yes...

husband: who?

wife: you…:))

GF: look at my face, does it look like I care?

BF: Well by looking at your face, God didn’t care either.:))

They say that nobody is perfect, then they say
that practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make
up their minds.

Newtons third law of love: For every Idiot, there
is an equal and opposite Gender Idiot!

True friends do not judge each other,
they judge people together.

Facebook should have a limit on how many times
a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times
it should be change default to UNSTABLE!

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad.
An optimist is one who hopes they are.