I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t as well...
Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough...
Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
Are you mad at me?' Nooooo, I'm actually happy that you broke my heart and hurt me....
Bitch...I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'
I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm correct.
So I'm invisible to you now? Ok that's cool, I've always wanted a superpower.
