Why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable, sweetheart...like a coma.
Bitch...I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but I tried to put her name as my password and it said 'Error: too easy.'
If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo.
Damn bitch. Replace your chapstick with a glue stick and stfu.
I didn't say you were a slut...I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.
Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.
I don't have to insult you, your face speaks for itself.
