Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Love doesn't pay bills, unless you're a prostitute.
They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit.
I remember there was this thing I used to do at night. I think it was called "sleep."
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.
You hate your life? Go post on Facebook about it, that'll help.
