Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
Sorry, I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.
Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
I'm excellent at three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm.
'Did you get braces?' Nah bro I'm just chewing staples.
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.
Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
