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Friday 6 September 2013

Shit Talking Quotes


Girl please, I can remove 90% of your 'beauty' with a Kleenex.

I'm sorry you were offended when I called you a hoe. I didn't know it was a secret.

I'm not saying she's a slut, but if you kicked her in the vagina, you'd lose a shoe.

Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

My back is not a voicemail. Say it to my face bitch.

Oh you're talking to me, I thought you only spoke behind my back!

Your Just like a toilet, fat round and full of shit.

B*tch move from the sunlight l hate the smell of burning plastic.

I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.